Archive for October, 2009

High Quality Problem, Revisited

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Last week I posted an entry about a girl who texted me out of the blue, a girl who wanted some Future but whom Future did not know. I found out. It was Soul. Well played, sir. I will get you back, but that was very well played.

Future Takes Part in National Novel Writing Month

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Congratulations to all the students who completed the workshop in San Francisco this weekend. I have high hopes for all of you. Vercetti and Big Business, I really appreciate the help. You gentlemen make it easy to forget that running workshops is a job because the whole experience is so easy with such ridiculously competent [...]

Future acts as your Internet VJ

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

* YOUR FOOD IS POISONED! RUN FOR THE HILLS! If you eat meat made from cows, you should watch this video. It’s not a PETA video. I love me some steak. It’s about the extremely limited testing for pathogens in your food. Oh, and you probably won’t sleep tonight. * Katie Couric interviews Glenn Beck [...]

High Quality Problem

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

I was minding my own business, hanging out at a karaoke bar with Soul and Big Business, when I received a text from an unknown San Francisco number: “What u up to? U should come over! Xxo” Moments before I had huddled over my beer with my colleagues and decried a woman who I had [...]

Google Wave is stupid

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

I’ve been using Google Wave, by which I mean I’ve been starting waves with people and we’ve talked about how dumb the application is. This is what all that sound and fury were about? What a waste of clever coders’ time.

Future and Destiny

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

One of the students in my Breakthrough Comfort course this weekend asked me how to find his passion. It’s a tough question to answer, but I feel like it comes from looking your fear dead in the eye and marching or sprinting toward it. But that’s not quite right, because then you would walk down [...]

Super Conference

Monday, October 12th, 2009

I’m still in Las Vegas, at least physically. This city is not meant for ordinary people but is instead designed for some other species, one uncursed with livers. It took about seventeen minutes before my sobriety became a fuzzy memory, a fact I came to regret with the full force of my being all weekend, [...]

The Good and the Bad: More Relationships Mean More Problems

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Oh, Onion News Network, you are a constant source of amusement. Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman All my creative attention has turned to my novel, a fantasy piece set in the modern day I plan to officially start for National Novel Writing Month. I’m 28, and I’ve had a [...]

Super Conference Pending

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

In case I didn’t make the case in my last update, you should attend the Love Systems Super Conference this weekend in Las Vegas. All our instructors will be out there with a few additions, e.g. Brad P, and it’s going to be heaps upon layers crammed into tunnels made entirely of fun. And vagina. [...]

Pr3view – xHTML/CSS Dark Fancy Template

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

Fancy dark xHTML/CSS theme released!