Futuristic Words

There’s a lot of really cool stuff coming down the Love Systems pipeline this week.

First and foremost is the language and physical escalation DVD with Vercetti and Cajun. I already jizzed all over them yesterday, so I’ll hold back my effusion this time. I can’t put it more plainly than if you are reading this blog you want this DVD. It’s that simple.

Next I want to let people know Big Business is going to be teaching his Humor, Improv, and Attraction seminar in Chicago this weekend. One of my best weapons in this art is my sense of humor, but I am not qualified to teach people how to be utterly fucking hilarious like me. Big Business is. He was teaching improv BEFORE he joined Love Systems, and he brings that knowledge to the classroom in a way that most people simply aren’t qualified to teach. Thinking on your feet and coming up with the next thing to say is most guys’ Achilles heel, so if you find yourself stumbling dumb through conversations with women, and you’re in the Chicago area, make sure you sign up for BB’s program.

Finally, there are still spots for my Hong Kong program this weekend. Last time we had a program in HK we damn near blew the roof off the place. Don’t take my word for it. Here’s a review. If you want to see how we do it in Asia, make sure you sign up for the boot camp this weekend. There are only a couple spots left.

Braddock, Cajun, and Tenmagnet have programs this weekend, too, but if you’re too much of a pussy to take a flight to Hong Kong to learn this stuff, maybe you’re too much of a pussy for me to teach.

Just kidding! Ha ha ha! If you’re in Los Angeles or Toronto, you should take their programs.